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Saturday, May 31st, 2003
1:03 pm - Hey....?

miss_t_dane
Right. Okay. So, I'm new... Got here from veryverygay.com. I worship that site.
So, this is a place for ... what? Comedy stuff? Funny stuff? Obnoxious stuff? Random stuff? Or completely f*cked up stuff that really doesn't go anywhere else?? :)
Anyhoo, glad to be here and join the madness...
MTD

current mood: happy
1 Dolemite fan can't be wrong| Kick some ass
Friday, May 30th, 2003
11:08 am

freakachu420
BY JIMINY!!!!!!!

You "people", so to speak, have been letting this poor helpless community DIE. And you know what?? HALF THE LINKS ON THE WEBSITE ARE DEAD TOO!! You want to make a grown man cry? WELL GO AHEAD!!!

current mood: Parp.
3 Dolemite fans can't be wrong| Kick some ass
Sunday, May 18th, 2003
1:04 am

manlynanny
Caitlin? Where are you, my love? You're with that dastardly Fabio, again, aren't you? Come to me! Or I will go to you!

current mood: determined
Kick some ass
Thursday, May 8th, 2003
7:11 pm

sweetle
Today I came across this lj icon:



Boots? The Moak? Is that you?
Kick some ass
Saturday, April 19th, 2003
1:48 am

yowsteventyler
Right now I am wondering what the hell happened to those two girls who used to follow me around all the time writing down my every action.

Yow!

current mood: sassy
1 Dolemite fan can't be wrong| Kick some ass
Sunday, March 16th, 2003
7:04 am

yowsteventyler
Ow! Mannn!

Right now I'm wishin' a belated birthday to my man hugefabio.

I can't believe I missed it! That's...craaaaaaaaazay!

current mood: bouncy
6 Dolemite fans can't be wrong| Kick some ass
Wednesday, March 12th, 2003
11:15 pm - The truth comes out

high_viggo
Enough. I can't take it anymore. The lies, the secrecy.

Rhett and I are in love, and I want the whole world to know about it.

All that stuff with me and Karl in Japan? Just a cover-up. And all the stuff with Dom and Elijah was a cover-up, too, so you wouldn't take me and Karl too seriously and start looking for the truth behind it all.

Don't believe me? I'll prove it: At my next public appearance, I will have several buttons on my shirt undone, just like Rhett.

current mood: high
2 Dolemite fans can't be wrong| Kick some ass
Tuesday, March 11th, 2003
11:28 pm

high_viggo
Hi, it's Viggo, it's 11:30, drunk_rhett and I are hanging out, we've got some good weed. Yeah.

Did I mention that Commie's boobs are great?

current mood: high
4 Dolemite fans can't be wrong| Kick some ass
6:51 pm - Hi!

goofy_rhett
Hi, everyone! I'm Goofy Rhett! Bweeeee!

Oooh, this is such a nice place. You all seem so nice and cool!

*bounces away*

current mood: excited
1 Dolemite fan can't be wrong| Kick some ass
Friday, March 7th, 2003
8:17 am

theroyalheads
It has been an eventful week. First the whole thing with the Queen and the peanut butter, we really don't want to talk about it, and now this.

current mood: disembodied
3 Dolemite fans can't be wrong| Kick some ass
Monday, March 3rd, 2003
6:35 pm

hugefabio
SOMEONE HELP FABIO! This closet it too small for the hugeness!

I am hyp...hipe...hippo...breathing really fast! AND THERE IS A GOOSE IN HERE!

AHH!

current mood: scared
1 Dolemite fan can't be wrong| Kick some ass
Sunday, March 2nd, 2003
1:37 pm

jonbongiovi

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!



current mood: hyper
Kick some ass
Friday, February 28th, 2003
11:00 am - On a steel horse they ride ...

sweetbabylesley
BaCkStAgE wItH BoN JoVi!!1!11!!

Are they still accepting applications for groupies? Maybe I could join up when I finally get fed up enough with my job. Either that or the Peace Corps.

current mood: bored
1 Dolemite fan can't be wrong| Kick some ass
8:53 am

jonbongiovi
My birthday is very soon. I have asked for a new hairdryer, and I hope that $2,579 isn't too much money to spend on me this year!

I am not old! I am still rocking, and my hair is fabulous. *pats hair fondly*

And anyway, I am still way younger than yowsteventyler. *runs away*

current mood: happy
Kick some ass
Thursday, February 27th, 2003
12:28 pm

sweetle
Better living through the love and teachings of Corey Feldman

This is clearly a religion that's perfect for Jeggoe. We already know how you worship Corey.
1 Dolemite fan can't be wrong| Kick some ass
Wednesday, February 26th, 2003
8:07 am

prdevil
VERYVERYGAYDOT-COM?

THIS IS NO GOOD AT ALL. SOMEONE CHANGE IT.

PLUS, THE COLOR SHOULD BE BLUE. I WILL SEND YOU TO ENGLAND IF YOU DO NOT FIX IT.

OH. AND mugita, I HAVE A BUSINESS PROSPECT FOR YOU. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE DINNER WITH gayngelchad SOMETIME? I WILL MAKE IT WORTH YOUR WHILE.

current mood: evil
3 Dolemite fans can't be wrong| Kick some ass
Monday, February 24th, 2003
10:55 pm

gayngelchad
My favorite website ever has a brand new home! Now there won't be any of those ucky pop-up ads anymore! Yay!

Here is the new link! The Comedy Sinkhole!.

Veryverygay.com! Hee!

current mood: happy
Kick some ass
10:26 pm - Right now...

yowsteventyler
I am sitting on the loveseat, feeding Mugita chocolate-covered cherries.

current mood: horny
1 Dolemite fan can't be wrong| Kick some ass
2:38 pm - mugita is awakened

mugita
Why does it not surprise Mugita that Fabio is already parading his hugeness in this virgin community. (He has a tendency to do that around virgins.)

Mugita knows what he will say. "I am FAAAABIO, eat my no-fat butter-like SPREAAAAD."

Trust Mugita, it's what they all say.

Mugita told Fabio not to call her. Does Fabio listen? No. Instead, Mugita comes home to a message on her machine saying "Ohhhh, you know you want Faaaabio's no-fat butter-like spreaaaaad."

That's it. Mugita's going to yowsteventyler's house. He has chocolate.

Postscripto: Whatever you do, do NOT get in the hammock with the Fabio.
2 Dolemite fans can't be wrong| Kick some ass
Sunday, February 23rd, 2003
8:24 pm

hugefabio
Hallo friends. I am Fabio, and I would just like to mention to this community that I am huge.

You should know that the website thing has been, how you say, updated. I do not think there are any pictures of me there, still, so you may not want to visit anyway.

Maybe you would rather join me in the hammock? Me and my hugeness?

Yes, I thought so.

current mood: huge
3 Dolemite fans can't be wrong| Kick some ass

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