Rhett and I are in love, and I want the whole world to know about it.
All that stuff with me and Karl in Japan? Just a cover-up. And all the stuff with Dom and Elijah was a cover-up, too, so you wouldn't take me and Karl too seriously and start looking for the truth behind it all.
Don't believe me? I'll prove it: At my next public appearance, I will have several buttons on my shirt undone, just like Rhett.