Right. Okay. So, I'm new... Got here from veryverygay.com. I worship that site.
So, this is a place for ... what? Comedy stuff? Funny stuff? Obnoxious stuff? Random stuff? Or completely f*cked up stuff that really doesn't go anywhere else?? :)
Anyhoo, glad to be here and join the madness...
You "people", so to speak, have been letting this poor helpless community DIE. And you know what?? HALF THE LINKS ON THE WEBSITE ARE DEAD TOO!! You want to make a grown man cry? WELL GO AHEAD!!!
Caitlin? Where are you, my love? You're with that dastardly Fabio, again, aren't you? Come to me! Or I will go to you!
Right now I am wondering what the hell happened to those two girls who used to follow me around all the time writing down my every action.
Enough. I can't take it anymore. The lies, the secrecy.
Rhett and I are in love, and I want the whole world to know about it.
All that stuff with me and Karl in Japan? Just a cover-up. And all the stuff with Dom and Elijah was a cover-up, too, so you wouldn't take me and Karl too seriously and start looking for the truth behind it all.
Don't believe me? I'll prove it: At my next public appearance, I will have several buttons on my shirt undone, just like Rhett.
Hi, everyone! I'm Goofy Rhett! Bweeeee!
Oooh, this is such a nice place. You all seem so nice and cool!